I just noticed that I have 7 followers, which is 7 more than I ever thought I would. I think this calls for a little Seabs spam!
Seabs spam is always appreciated. Especially when it contains shirtless Seabs.
Send my spaceship back to pick up Seabs, then start setting up a home, Misery-style. “Oh, your spaceship crashed, Mr. Super-awesome-fluffy-haired-hockey-star? How convenient that my house is located right here. Don’t mind the sledgehammer.”
At this point I’m convinced they’ve killed him, stuffed his body, fixed a deathglare on his face, and are using it to get fired up before games.