Dear Dave Bolland,

Thank you for not smiling. Ever.

- All of your fans. All of them. 

Dave Bolland’s first fight.

HIS LIPS WILL SUCTION CUP ONTO YOUR FACE AND NEVER LET GO.

Moral of the Hawks/Wings game?

http://aeryssports.com/runs-on-duncan/moral-of-the-hawkswings-game/

Get it? He’s a hooker, yea?

If no one got it, I’m sorry; it all made sense at the time…

Open my 2012 Blackhawks calendar and see Brian Campbell:

This is perfect.

Is it just me, or is the boner that every NHL broadcaster has for the Penguins so large that it’s coming out their mouths?

I’ve got nothing against Emery but I really really really really really really really miss Crow.

His prolonged absence has been especially hard since the last goalie we got ourselves attached too had to go away too (albeit more permanently…)

My cousin asked, “If you could cut your hair to look exactly like Brent Seabrook’s, would you?”

I mentioned I’m a girl, right?

jannikhansen36

The WGN commentator started it; Dave Bolland just played the crowd after that. He’s aware of his reputation and he takes up the role to satisfy his fans.

Reporters also know what listeners want to hear, so they ask the right questions and say the right things to get the right response. When sitting in front of a room of your fans and asked how you feel about your biggest rival, are you really going to say, “Oh no they’re actually okay guys” and disappoint everyone?

Has anyone actually watched the video, or just read the reports by biased individuals?

The Canucks fans accuse Dave Bolland of starting drama, yet they’re the ones still talking about it and clogging up our tags with their mouth spew.

…this is only adding to it, I guess. Oh well.