Dear Dave Bolland,
Thank you for not smiling. Ever.
- All of your fans. All of them.
Dave Bolland’s first fight.
HIS LIPS WILL SUCTION CUP ONTO YOUR FACE AND NEVER LET GO.
Get it? He’s a hooker, yea?
If no one got it, I’m sorry; it all made sense at the time…
This is perfect.
His prolonged absence has been especially hard since the last goalie we got ourselves attached too had to go away too (albeit more permanently…)
I mentioned I’m a girl, right?
The WGN commentator started it; Dave Bolland just played the crowd after that. He’s aware of his reputation and he takes up the role to satisfy his fans.
Reporters also know what listeners want to hear, so they ask the right questions and say the right things to get the right response. When sitting in front of a room of your fans and asked how you feel about your biggest rival, are you really going to say, “Oh no they’re actually okay guys” and disappoint everyone?
Has anyone actually watched the video, or just read the reports by biased individuals?
…this is only adding to it, I guess. Oh well.