Come in. Please, draw near the fire.
Ssssssssssh, just come.

maybe Sherlock cooked Mycroft’s favorite umbrella into a cake…and made him eat it.
John “Could Be Dangerous” Watson
Everybody shut up! SHUT UP! Jim Moriarty’s on screen.

I’m just going to leave this one right here for you all.
The only way this could be better is if the guy in the leopard suit had a boner.
alright. question time. do you think sherlock is a virgin?
I read that as, “do you think Sherlock has a vagina?”


And now it’s time to stare at it for three hours before continuing.